(Source: aarronoconner, via lysanas)
I’d change my url for halloween but the only thing I can think of to make it spooky is georgerrmartinsleavestheseriesincomplete and I think that’s too long.
My anaconda! DON’T!!!! — Voldemort (via theforgettingofherself)
(Source: gunpowderandspark, via spoopgarou)
Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby
Y’all are slept on so much but idk why
That lumberjack build does things to me
I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up
(Source: wittsandtitts, via herrans)
when “”“”educated”“”” people type a whole lot of words that mean basically nothing and u feel stupid for not understanding them at first and then u reread it and realise NO they are literally saying nothing they are just typing meaningless sentences to revel in their own smugness.
(Source: sp00ky-shucks, via howlunds)